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It's going to be waaaaayyy boring in the Super Bowl Tonight



Listen, this is not going to be an exciting Super Bowl in the least. In fact, I am predicting that tha Steelers knock Kurt Warner out of the game and in steps Matty "I didn't know I was going to play today, If I did I wouldn't drank so much last night" Leinart. The Nudge has three picks in the game:

1) Steelers giving 6 and a nudge. 4*

2) First Half Under at 23 and a nudge. 5*

3) Wild Card bet- Because I think it's going to be a really boring game, that usually means that the winning teams running back gets a lot of carries and eats up the clock. Look for Willie Parker to carry the ball 27 times for 243 yards and grab the MVP. Who's laughing now draft analysts (Parker went unnoticed by the analysts and (GM's).



Because there will be soooo much time to try and occupy after this game becomes unbelievably boring, The Nudge has compiled a list of a couple of things you should try out to fill up the evening.



1) Hit on a chick that's way out of your league, hopefully while wearing a purple shirt. What the hell, you got nothing to lose. Think of it as the invasion of Normandy during D-Day, only without all the Nazi's shooting at you.








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2) Google Erik Estrada- True story, Estrada won the Congressional
medal of Honor in Vietnam. His unit was coming under fire from Charlie and Estrada had to hover on a rope off the side of a Huey while lobbing grenades and screaming "Charlie's at the wire, Charlie's at the wire."
Okay, so maybe that wasn't, but you almost believed me for a second there. See, you need to brush up on your Estrada-pedia. Go ahead you got time.









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3) Get your kids a tattoo- Or is that get a tattoo of your children? It's just too hard to remember which is which. well anyway!






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4) Try and get hired as a Hooters waitress- What the Hell give it shot.
Everyone will probably be so bored that they might not notice that you are not in possession of any sweater kittens.







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5) Make a melon helmet- I dare you to google funny pictures. You get six thousand web sites solely devoted to funny cat pictures.
I don't know how many Angela's are out there making this shit go on the web, but they have some serious talent to be able to control (take over) google like that.






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6) Macgyver On Demand- Are you kidding me, MacGyver whenever you
want it. What are they going to think of next. God bless technology.







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7) Join the Bloods Street Gang- Jimmy Clausen did it, and if he can get in, then so can you.







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8) Stare at dreamy pictures of Tommy Brady's Stetson ads, Fiancee Giselle









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9) Fight someone- Come on, the game's boring, you got a belly full of beer. Slug somebody. Put em up, I'm sure that the guy had it coming to him for something






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10) Join a cult- It can't be any worse than your life right now. There are
a lot of fringe benefits, white robes, kool aid, parties and these guys always have tons of women following them around. Guns too, they seem to have plenty of firepower.







Either way you play the night away, enjoy and stay classy nudge-ites. I'm working on re-tooling the enitire site, for a sneak peek check this out

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Nudge College Bowl Picks of the Day


Since my disastrous Notre Dame pick and my meltdown of losing four bowl picks in a row, The Nudge has posted back to back to back to back wins for the second consecutive time in the last two weeks. Coming into Monday, there are two very surprisingly good bowl match ups that have kind of been hidden out there.

The PapaJohns Bowl, Bama; This game pits a resurgent Rutgers squad led by fourth year Senior Starter Mike Teel and Mr. New Jersey Football Running Back Joe Martinek against Tommy O'Brien's Wolfpack from North Carolina State. The Wolfpack have really played well down the stretch this season. They started out pretty poorly, but ever since they have found Russell Wilson, they've been covering like syrup on flapjacks.

The Nudge has lost out on my last four picks going against NC State in which they have won outright. And I have won on Rutgers last four games in which they've covered, ever since their big win against PITT. Since that win, Rutgers has beaten a South Florida team that imploded, Army, Syracuse and a horrible embarrassing Louisville team. NC State however, since Wilson took over has beaten a very good Thug-Deep Tar Heels team, A Thug-Deep Miami Team, Wake and Duke. In this one, I'm rollin with Tha Ghost Faced Thug Killas, take Irish Tommy O'Brien and the 4 and a nudge their getting. 2*









He's right, its really not all about the rattlesnake wiggles and Mississippi Bow Ties

Valero Alamo Bowl, San Antonio Tex-ass.
This game is putting two teams together that both run the spread em out offense. Northwestern runs a little bit more than Mizzoo, but both offensive sets are the same. In this game, what can you say about the job Northwestern HC Pat Fitzgerald has done. The Nudge remembers the days when Pat was bringing the Cats to the Rose Bowl while he was out on the field. Northwestern gets their super RB Tyrell Sutton back after he went down from an injury in mid season in the Indiana game. He might be a factor in this one.
Everyone and their mother is picking Mizzoo giving 10 and a nudge. At first glance, I had this game as a FIVE STAR pick going towards Mizzoo, but after seeing the Jacorry "Stringbean" Harris throw the ball against Cal's top rated pass defense the other night, it's official "Anything Can Happen."
This really should be a great game to watch, and I'm a little surprised that they put it on Monday Night. My guess is that whoever scheduled it thinks that a large bar crowd will be out watching this because there's no Monday Night Football, I disagree. This game should be played on a Saturday, either last one or next one.
Last time I changed my pick from a FIVE STAR play, it blew up in my face with the Notre Dame game. I'm still going to stick with Mizzoo. The Cats can not hang with Maclin and Coffman. Don't forget about Mizzo RB Derrick Washington. He's averaging 6 yards per carry and has 17 TD's. Take Mizzoo, even though the Big Twelve South and North are over rated this year. 4*
The Nudge covered with a 2* Thug Life getting 1 and a nudge at Pat White, a 3* with Christian Ponder and the Homies laying a brick to Wiscy, a FIVE STAR with Cal giving 6 to Miami (Hey, I gave out the pick early, if you didn't jump on it when it came out, shame on you, you didn't cover), and a 1* with Louisiana Tech.
Totals for the Bowl Nudgerama: 10-4 overall, 1* 4-2, 2* 2-0, 3* 2-0, 4* 1-2 and 5* 1-0
That's it, enjoy, I have to go soundproof the NudgeBunker a little better. Too many rugrats running around. See Ya sports fans!

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