Beat By The Nudge- Solar Press: It's going to be waaaaayyy boring in the Super Bowl Tonight

It's going to be waaaaayyy boring in the Super Bowl Tonight

Posted by The Nudge on

Listen, this is not going to be an exciting Super Bowl in the least. In fact, I am predicting that tha Steelers knock Kurt Warner out of the game and in steps Matty "I didn't know I was going to play today, If I did I wouldn't drank so much last night" Leinart. The Nudge has three picks in the game:

1) Steelers giving 6 and a nudge. 4*

2) First Half Under at 23 and a nudge. 5*

3) Wild Card bet- Because I think it's going to be a really boring game, that usually means that the winning teams running back gets a lot of carries and eats up the clock. Look for Willie Parker to carry the ball 27 times for 243 yards and grab the MVP. Who's laughing now draft analysts (Parker went unnoticed by the analysts and (GM's).

Because there will be soooo much time to try and occupy after this game becomes unbelievably boring, The Nudge has compiled a list of a couple of things you should try out to fill up the evening.

1) Hit on a chick that's way out of your league, hopefully while wearing a purple shirt. What the hell, you got nothing to lose. Think of it as the invasion of Normandy during D-Day, only without all the Nazi's shooting at you.

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2) Google Erik Estrada- True story, Estrada won the Congressional

medal of Honor in Vietnam. His unit was coming under fire from Charlie and Estrada had to hover on a rope off the side of a Huey while lobbing grenades and screaming "Charlie's at the wire, Charlie's at the wire."
Okay, so maybe that wasn't, but you almost believed me for a second there. See, you need to brush up on your Estrada-pedia. Go ahead you got time.

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3) Get your kids a tattoo- Or is that get a tattoo of your children? It's just too hard to remember which is which. well anyway!

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4) Try and get hired as a Hooters waitress- What the Hell give it shot.
Everyone will probably be so bored that they might not notice that you are not in possession of any sweater kittens.

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5) Make a melon helmet- I dare you to google funny pictures. You get six thousand web sites solely devoted to funny cat pictures.
I don't know how many Angela's are out there making this shit go on the web, but they have some serious talent to be able to control (take over) google like that.

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6) Macgyver On Demand- Are you kidding me, MacGyver whenever you
want it. What are they going to think of next. God bless technology.

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7) Join the Bloods Street Gang- Jimmy Clausen did it, and if he can get in, then so can you.

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8) Stare at dreamy pictures of Tommy Brady's ~~Stetson ads~~, Fiancee Giselle

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9) Fight someone- Come on, the game's boring, you got a belly full of beer. Slug somebody. Put em up, I'm sure that the guy had it coming to him for something

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10) Join a cult- It can't be any worse than your life right now. There are
a lot of fringe benefits, white robes, kool aid, parties and these guys always have tons of women following them around. Guns too, they seem to have plenty of firepower.