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It's going to be waaaaayyy boring in the Super Bowl Tonight

Listen, this is not going to be an exciting Super Bowl in the least. In fact, I am predicting that tha Steelers knock Kurt Warner out of the game and in steps Matty "I didn't know I was going to play today, If I did I wouldn't drank so much last night" Leinart. The Nudge has three picks in the game:

1) Steelers giving 6 and a nudge. 4*

2) First Half Under at 23 and a nudge. 5*

3) Wild Card bet- Because I think it's going to be a really boring game, that usually means that the winning teams running back gets a lot of carries and eats up the clock. Look for Willie Parker to carry the ball 27 times for 243 yards and grab the MVP. Who's laughing now draft analysts (Parker went unnoticed by the analysts and (GM's).

Because there will be soooo much time to try and occupy after this game becomes unbelievably boring, The Nudge has compiled a list of a couple of things you should try out to fill up the evening.

1) Hit on a chick that's way out of your league, hopefully while wearing a purple shirt. What the hell, you got nothing to lose. Think of it as the invasion of Normandy during D-Day, only without all the Nazi's shooting at you.

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2) Google Erik Estrada- True story, Estrada won the Congressional

medal of Honor in Vietnam. His unit was coming under fire from Charlie and Estrada had to hover on a rope off the side of a Huey while lobbing grenades and screaming "Charlie's at the wire, Charlie's at the wire."
Okay, so maybe that wasn't, but you almost believed me for a second there. See, you need to brush up on your Estrada-pedia. Go ahead you got time.

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3) Get your kids a tattoo- Or is that get a tattoo of your children? It's just too hard to remember which is which. well anyway!

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4) Try and get hired as a Hooters waitress- What the Hell give it shot.
Everyone will probably be so bored that they might not notice that you are not in possession of any sweater kittens.

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5) Make a melon helmet- I dare you to google funny pictures. You get six thousand web sites solely devoted to funny cat pictures.
I don't know how many Angela's are out there making this shit go on the web, but they have some serious talent to be able to control (take over) google like that.

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6) Macgyver On Demand- Are you kidding me, MacGyver whenever you
want it. What are they going to think of next. God bless technology.

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7) Join the Bloods Street Gang- Jimmy Clausen did it, and if he can get in, then so can you.

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8) Stare at dreamy pictures of Tommy Brady's ~~Stetson ads~~, Fiancee Giselle

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9) Fight someone- Come on, the game's boring, you got a belly full of beer. Slug somebody. Put em up, I'm sure that the guy had it coming to him for something

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10) Join a cult- It can't be any worse than your life right now. There are
a lot of fringe benefits, white robes, kool aid, parties and these guys always have tons of women following them around. Guns too, they seem to have plenty of firepower.

Either way you play the night away, enjoy and stay classy nudge-ites. I'm working on re-tooling the enitire site, for a sneak peek check this out

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Jump on the line at 7, and since when is Kurt Warner's wife hot

The Woodley Factor will play the key role in Pittsburgh covering in the Super Bowl.

But Nudge, we thought that you don't watch the No Fun League, yes and no. Since the end of college football, The Nudge has been paying careful attention to the playoffs, and maybe I'm a little biased cause I hav e been following this kid since he's in eleventh grade, but super five star recruit Lamar Woodley has been on fire lately.

The Nudge is predicting that the Woodley Factor is going to be the key in the Super Bowl, and that the line is going to move up at least two points. That's right, come game time, with all the money being thrown Pitt's way, Vegas will move the line up to Nine Points. If you lay your action now on Pitt, you can get in at seven. If your going against The Nudge in this one, hold off on making your play, the line can only move in your favor.

See, here's the thing. Zona is competent. And until now, they've been very lucky. They've been able to take the ball away, and absolutely no one is able to cover Larry Fitzgerald (Nudge HOF). But the important factor to consider when making a play on this one is that Zona has not faced a defense like Pittsburgh. Pitt will stuff Fitzgerald at the line and run complicated blitz packages with Woodley coming off of the edge. After getting hit five or six times, Kurt Warner will revert back to the second stringer on the 2004 Giants instead of the 90's MVP'er that he looks like now.

Triplets seperated at birth, Jimmy The Emu, Alice The Maid and Brenda Warner

Speaking of Kurt Warner, all anyone on the Internet has been talking about is the transformation of his wife Brenda from a Butch-Spiked Haircut Marine into a blond Piece-A-Azz

90's Version and today's blond look

There's far too many stories out there about Brenda's makeover so here are just a few of em. HERE, HERE, and the always great Busted Coverage.

Posted in: betting, Brenda Warner, Lamar Woodley, nfl, nfl betting, Super Bowl

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Angry-G's Weekend Picks

Angy-G has been living large this football season

As you can see from these photo's of Angry-G's after parties, the guy has been pretty successful so far this season. He has assured The Nudge that his picks for the NFL Conference Championship games are as good as gold.

In the AFC Championship, Angry-G isn't buying the hype that everyone is talking about. He thinks Delawares own Joey (I couldn't beat out Tyler Palko so I transferred, but who's laughing now Dave Wannstedt) Flacco has enough juice to pull out the upset, or at least cover. He's rolling with Balti-MORE getting a whopping 6 points.

In the NFC, Angry-G is rolling with Northern Iowa's own stock-boy extraordinaire, Kurt Warner. The Philly secondary can't sleep on my main man Larry Fitzgerald or FSU's QB prospect Anquin Boldin ( I still think the kid was better at QB than WR, but what do I know). The Card's are getting 4 playing at home, ROLL Phoenix baby.