Showing posts with label Nudge Bowl. Show all posts

Nudgerama Bowl Extravaganza Final Standings

By special request by our very own Nudgette Hunter Mikey-Love, a little splash of Sarah Shahi, fulfilling the ever popular "Glasses Fetish"

With the end of the college football bowl season, the final tally's are in for the Annual "Race for Top Nudge" or "Nudgerama Bowl Extravaganza"

The Nudge covered with his final two picks of Tulsa and Tebow for a hard charging +1000 points down the stretch. Bow Hunter wasn't too far off covering on both of these games for a +800 points. Mr. Awesome flashed the awesome-ness that he is world famous for posting two wins for +800 down the final lap.

So here they are, 2009's Top Nudge is, cue the music please.....

The Nudge with +2900 points takes the prize.

Bow Hunter comes in second with a mind boggling +2300 points
Mr. Awesome placed third with +1800 points

Mikey-Love places fourth with +1300 points

Angry-G places fifth with +600 points

Resident NFL Draft Expert C-Nut places sixth with +300 points
And coming up in the rear, pun intended is AnalSeczter with negative 2100 points.


Great Run guys, I really enjoyed it!

Posted in:
Tags:

Continue Reading

This is the End

Kicking the tunes Old School at Mikey-Love's Crib with only two Bowl Games left in the Nudgerama Bowl Extraveganza


With just two Bowl Games left, The GMAC Bowl and The National Championship, it's still anyone's guess at who will be crowned "Top Nudge."


This is the reason the games are played and spreads are made. There's been a see-saw effect at the top with major point swings for Bow Hunter, Mr. Awesome, The Nudge and Angry-G. Staying at the top the entire time has been Mikey-Love, and staying in the cellar throughout has been AnalSeczter. Our very own NFL Draft Guru C-Nut hasn't been able to crack a thousand points throughout this thing, but in the other college football bowl pick-ems, C-Nut is destroying The Nudge.













So this is what the end looks like?




With Two games left, the standings are:


1st Place- The Nudge (1900 Points)



Representing The Nudge is Amanda Marcum.


















2nd Place- Bow Hunter +1500 Points



As attractive to Bow Hunter as any Nudgette could ever be, a fine feathered friend.














3rd Place- Mikey-Love +1300 Points

Mikey- Love dreams him up some Miranda Kerr and a Nudgerama Victory.




















4th Place- Mr. Awesome +1000 Points

Mr. Awesome lights up the Nudgerama, Sexy Time, Very Nice!




















5th Place- Angry-G- +600 Points


The only thing to put a smile on Angry-G's face is winning some cabbage or Eliza Dushku.











6th Place- NFL Draft Guru C-Nut +200 Points


C-Nut bringing up the rear in this thing.





7th Place- and far from being able to win- AnalSeczter -2100 Points

A little consolation prize for earning last place by a mile.














GMAC Bowl, Mobile, Alabama: Ball State giving 2 1/2 to Tulsa:
The Nudge: Tulsa 5*
Mikey-Love: Ball State 2*
Angry-G: Ball State 5*
C-Nut: Tulsa 3*
Bow Hunter: Tulsa 3*
Mr. Awesome: Tulsa 3*
AnalSeczter: Ball State 3*
National Championship, Orange Bowl, FL: Florida giving 3 1/2 Oklahoma
The Nudge: Gators 5*
Mikey-Love: Gators 2*
Angry-G: Gators 5*
C-Nut: Oklahoma 2*
Bow Hunter: Gators 5*
Mr. Awesome: Gators 5*
AnalSeczter: Gators 5*
So here's how the scenario's work out:
Tulsa Covers, Gators Cover, then Nudge wins.
Ball State Covers, Gators Cover, then Nudge wins
Tulsa covers, Oklahoma covers, then Nudge wins
Ball State covers, Oklahoma covers, then Mikey-Love wins
Good Luck to all, and it was a great time. I hope everyone enjoyed themselves! Nudge-Out!

Posted in:
Tags:

Continue Reading

Down goes Frazier, Down goes Frazier


The Nudgette Secretary, Lindsey Scott ringing in the new year, "Nudge Style"

My how the mighty have fallen. With 17 Bowl Games already played, the standings in the Nudgerama Bowl Extraveganza have really taken a turn. Leading the charge with a nearly insurmountable lead was Crazy Ass Bow Hunter who was putting a smack down on all his competition. The Bow Hunter was getting sickingly cocky, bragging to everyone that he knew exactly which way each and every bowl game was going to go. Meanwhile, The Nudge was perched in the corner, biding his time, waiting to strike at any second, like a cat. And how did the Gods of College Football treat the Bow Hunters cockiness, he lost the last five games in a big way honey. And look what cool cat jumped up through the standings and is currently in 1st place, that right, little old un-cocky me, The Nudge.

After the crushing upset of The Ducks of Eugene over the Cowpokes of Okie, the standings are as follows:


1st Place- In the Hearts and Minds of Many- The Nudge (+1300 Points)













When I asked myself to comment on my new found place in the standings, I said to myself "Ease up Playboy, there's a lot of football left" and "I just hope this is making Angry-G even angrier."

2nd Place- Mr. Awesome (+1000 points)







When asked for comment, Mr. Awesome broke away from the mirror for a split-second and said "Do I win some beer or something?..no....then leave me the *&%* alone, I'm busy."

3rd Place- Everyone's favorite Ladies Man, Mikey-Love (+900 points)







Mikey-Love had this to say, "Clue me in wit this thing, what the Hell is going on, and why do you keep asking me stupid questions, I'm tanning."

4th Place- Bow Hunter (+400 points)









Bow Hunter had this to say, "This thing is going on too long. Why can't we just say that the bowl's ended yesterday, and you can give me my money, yea."

5th Place- The Angriest Man on Earth- Angry-G (+200 points)













"Bro, am I ahead of that crazy ass Bow Slinger?..no.. what the *&%$, man, yo. I gotta beat that dude, you know I'm only pullin for him to lose right. I don't even care if I win this thing, but I'm still gonna win it, you know, bro, a-right jerk-off, later."

6th Place- C-Nut rockin the RICHROD 4Pres t-Shirts (-100 points)









C-Nut had this to say. "you see, I'm really screwed in this thing. I picked West Virginia because they were all RICHRODS recruits, so you know they were going to win. But outside of that, with Michigan and RICHROD not being in, I really..........................................blah................................blah...........RichRod.....................................................................Spread option.....................................Tate Forcier...............................................................win a BCS Bowl next year......................................blah. And that's about it, Hey did I tell you that Michigan signed their 86 wide receiver to their recruiting class?

Last Place- AnalSeczter (-1500 points)







AnalSeczter had this comment, "This is stupid, I didn't even look at the thing. Pick a real sport to do this in. College football sucks. Leave me alone. Go suck it losers."

Recently single Nudgette, Holly Madison. So your saying there's a chance, I read ya Holly!
Here are the picks rolling into New Years Day.

Outback Bowl, Tampa Florida: Iowa -3 to South Carolina
The Nudge: Carolina 2* -200
Mikey-Love: Carolina 2* -200
Angry-G: Carolina 3* -300
C-Nut: Carolina 2* -200
Bow Hunter: Carolina 4* -400
Mr. Awesome: Carolina 2* -200
AnalSeczter: Iowa 3* +300

Capital One Bowl, Orlando Florida: Georgia -7 1/2 Michigan State
The Nudge: Georgia 5* +500
Mikey-Love: Georgia 2* +200
Angry-G: Georgia 4* +400
C-Nut: Georgia 5* +500
Bow Hunter: Georgia 4* +400
Mr. Awesome: Georgia 3* +300
AnalSeczter: Georgia 3* +300
Lounging Nudgette, Heather Rae, which rhymes with New Years Day, get it, I'm witty!

Konica Minolta Gator Bowl, Jacksonville Florida: Clemson -3 Nebraska
The Nudge: Clemson 1* -100
Mikey-Love: Nebraska 2* +200
Angry-G: Clemson 3* -300
C-Nut: Clemson 2* -200
Bow Hunter: Clemson 5* -500
Mr. Awesome: Nebraska 4* +400
AnalSeczter: Clemson 3* -300



The Rose Bowl, Cali-freagin-fornia: USC -10 Penn State
The Nudge: Penn 2* -200
Mikey-Love: Penn 2* -200
Angry-G: Penn 2* -200
C-Nut:USC 3* +300
Bow Hunter: USC 3* +300
Mr. Awesome: Penn 2* -200
AnalSeczter: USC 3* +300

Stay Classy, Lucy Pinder, you Nudgette you

FedEx Orange Bowl, Miami Florida: Cinncinati -1 Virginia Tech
The Nudge: VaTech 5* +500
Mikey-Love: VaTech 2* +200
Angry-G: Cinn 3* -300
C-Nut: VaTech 2* +200
Bow Hunter: Cinn 3* -300
Mr. Awesome: Cinn 4* -400
AnalSeczter: Cinn 3* -300


This is what the party is gonna look like when I rock this thing and drop Nudgerama on you all!
Nudge Out baby! Can you feel The Nudge?

Posted in:
Tags:

Continue Reading

The Nudgerama Runs Wild

The Race For Top Nudge Continues
Nudgette in Training, CC Fontana
With 8 Bowl games already played, the race to be "TOP NUDGE" is really starting to heat up. There's been some movement with our very own NFL expert Angry-G coming out of no where to move into 3rd place. Bow Hunter is still commanding a very large lead and talking a lot of smack to all the other contestants! Things are really starting to get heated. So here are the standings after The Central Michigan Chippewas meltdown loss to the lowly Owls of Florida Atlantic. All NudgeFans still hold out hope, there's a lot of football left.

1st Place- Crazy Ass Bow Hunter (+1500 Points)













When not asked for comment, Bow Hunter couldn't contain himself, he kept saying "I'm rich, I'm rich. I'm gonna be spending all of your money. You guys don't know anything about college football, you have to listen to the man, yea!"

2nd Place- MikeyLove (+400 points)








Quote directly from Mikey-Love's mouth "I've never been second in anything, and I am definitely hetero, so stop with all the questions and references."

3rd Place- Resident Nudge NFL Expert Angry-G (+300 Angry Points)









Angry-G broke off from complaining about everything under the Sun to drop this little nugget of wisdom: "Bro, I don't care anymore, I'm just pulling for that Bow Hunter to lose. That's it kid, just want him to lose,
a-right Jerk-Off."

Tied for 5th Place- The Nudge (+200 points)







We got a term to call people who are in fifth place, "Disgracia, Capisce"

Tied for Fifth Place- C-Nut (+200 points)









Direct quote from C-Nut:" Rich Rod for president. If he fails, then its because we didn't fit his scheme. C-Nut out."
6th Place- Mr. Awesome (-300 points)





Mr. Awesome had this to say "What the ---- is The Nudge Bowl. Where's the beer asshole?"
7th Place- AnalSeczter (-600 points)






AnalSeczter hopes FSU waxes Wiscy like he waxes the back of his neck.

Nudgette Kate Beckinsale loves her some Nudgerama

The race continues. Going into December 29th's picks.

Papajohns.com Bowl: Birmingham,Ala. Rutgers -6 1/2 NC State

The Nudge: NCS 5* +500

Mikey-Love: Rutgers 2* -200

Angry-G: Rutgers 5* -500

C-Nut: Rutgers 3* -300

Bow Hunter: Rutger 5* -500
Mr. Awesome: Rutgers 1* -100

AnalSeczter: Rutgers 3* -300

Valero Alamo Bowl: San Antone, TX. Mizzo -13 1/2 Northwestern
The Nudge: Mizoo 5* -500
Mikey-Love: Mizoo 5* -500
Angry-G: Mizoo 3* -300
Bow Hunter: Mizoo 3* -300
C-Nut: Mizoo 5* -500
Mr. Awesome: Northwestern 2* +200
AnlSeczter: Mizoo 3* -300

Nudgette CC Fontana


Roady Humanitarian Bowl: Boise, ID. Nevada -1 Mary-Land
The Nudge: Mary 1* +100
Mikey Love: Mary 2* +200
Angry-G: Mary 5* +500
C-Nut: Mary 2* +200
Bow Hunter: Nevada 5* -500
Mr. Awesome: Mary 3* +300
AnalSeczter: Nevada 3* -300

Texas Bowl, How-Stun TX. Rice -3 Western Michigan
The Nudge: Rice 3* +300
Mikey-Love: Rice 2* +200
Angry-G: W.Mich 3* -300
C-Nut:Rice 2* +200
Bow Hunter:W. Mich. 4* -400
Mr. Awesome: Rice 2* +200
AnalSeczter: Rice 3* +300

Pacific Life Holiday Bowl, San Diego, CA. Oklahoma State -3 1/2 Oregon
The Nudge: Oregon 3 +300
Mikey-Love: Oregon 3 +300
Angry-G: Oklah St. 5 -500
C-Nut:Oklah St. 4 -400
Bow Hunter: Oklah St. 5 -500
Mr. Awesome: Oregon 3 +300
AnalSeczter: Oklah St. 3 +300

Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl, Fort Worth, TX. Houston -2 1/2 Air Force
The Nudge: Houston 5* +500
Mikey-Love: Houston 2 +200
Angry-G: Houston 2 +200
C-Nut: Houston 2 +200
Bow Hunter: Air Force 3 -300
Mr. Awesome: Houston 5 +500
AnalSeczter: Houston 3 +300


Party at AnalSeczter's Crib, What?



Brut Sun Bowl, El Paso, TX. Oregon St. -3 Pitt
The Nudge: Pitt 2
Mikey-Love:Pitt 2
Angry-G:Pitt 3
C-Nut: Pitt 2
Bow Hunter: Oregon State 4 PUSH 4 ALL
Mr. Awesome: Oregon State 3
AnalSeczter: Oregon State 3

Gaylord Hotels Bowl, Nashville, TN. Boston College -4 Vanderbilt
The Nudge: BC 5 -500
Mikey-Love: Vandy 2 +200
Angry-G: Vandy 4 +400
C-Nut: Vandy 2 +200
Bow Hunter: BC 4 -400
Mr. Awesome: Vandy 2 +200
AnalSeczter: BC 3 -300

Insight Bowl, Tempe AZ. Kansas -10 1/2 Minnesota
The Nudge: Kan 5 +500
Mikey-Love:Kan 2 +200
Angry-G: Kan 2 +200
C-Nut: Minn 2 -200
Bow Hunter: Kan 3 +300
Mr. Awesome: Kan 1 +100
AnalSeczter: Kan 3 +300


Nudgette Pageant failure finds new cup holding device

Chick-Fil-A Bowl, Atlanta, Gawgia. GawgiaTech -3 1/2 LSU
The Nudge: LSU 2 +200
Mikey-Love: Tech -
Angry-G: LSU 5 +500
C-Nut: LSU 3 +300
Bow Hunter: LSU 3 +300
Mr. Awesome: Tech 3 -300
AnalSeczter: Tech 3 -300


Let's end this off with a little CC Fontana

See ya Amigos

Posted in:
Tags:

Continue Reading

Nudgerama Bowl Picks

The Race for "Top Nudge" continues after five bowl games were played in the Nudge Bowl Extravaganza.

Nudgette Number 1 Megan Fox now finds Bow Hunting Sexy

So far there has been five bowl games played and leading the charge to be the next Top Nudge is Bow Hunter who posted a very respectable four wins with only one loss coming when he picked Navy to overcome the Demon Deacons of Wake Forest. Coming into the second spot is our very own legend of the ladies Mikey-Love who stuttered through only one loss with choosing Memphis to pull off an upset at South Florida. Bow Hunter and Mikey-Love are both looking to pull off a major upset with only 29 games left to be played. So far the results are:


First Place: Bow Hunter (+1100 points)

When asked for comment, the Bow Hunter replied " Yea, Venison for everybody when I win this thing."


2nd Place in this pool but not with the ladies- Mikey-Love (+600 points)

When asked to comment on his recent success, Mikey-Love said "I can't talk now I'm posing for this picture B, ....get outta my light."


3rd Place- The RichRod lover himself, C-Nut (+400 points)

"Me and Rich Rod and Tate Forcier, did I tell you about Tate's numbers this year. See, the reason it didn't work this year is because they didn't fit his system........"
4th Place- AnalSeczter (+300 points)

Here is AnalSeczter hanging with his righthand man, on his left, The Hip Hugger.
5th Place- The Nudge (+200 points)

"I'm a disgrace, I should have stayed with my money picks in this stupid pool."

6th Place- Mr. Awesome (-200 points)
Mr. Awesome's comments "No prob, I'm still good looking, and look at this broad I'm wit"

7th Place- Angry G (-300 points)
When asked for comment while he was hanging at his crib laying down some mad tracks with fellow FPer K-Blizzle, Angry-G replied "Bro, I'm NFL, .....NFL Bro, you know what I'm sayin, NFL Bro. Yo, drop that beat again K-Blizzle"


The picks continue. Heading into this week, the race to be "Top Nudge" picks are:

San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl: TCU -2 1/2 Boise State, San Diego, CA.
The Nudge: TCU 2* -200
Mikey-Love: TCU 2* -200
Angry-G: Boise 5* +500
C-Nut: TCU 2* -200
Bow Hunter: Boise 3* +300
Mr. Awesome: Boise 3* +300
AnalSeczter: TCU 3* -300

Sheraton Hawaii Bowl: Hawaii -1 1/2 Notre Dame
The Nudge: ND 5* +500
Mikey-Love: ND 2* +200
Angry-G: ND 2* +200
C-Nut-ND 3* +300
Bow Hunter: ND 5* +500
Mr. Awesome: Hawaii 2* -200
AnalSeczter: Hawaii 3* -300

Motor City Bowl, Detroit, MI: Central Michigan -6 1/2 Florida Atlantic
The Nudge: C. Mich 3* -300
Mikey-Love: C. Mich 2* -200
Angry G: C. Mich. 1* -100
C-Nut: C. Mich. 3* -300
Bow Hunter: C. Mich 4* -400
Mr. Awesome: C. Mich 2* -200
AnalSeczter: C. Mich. 3* -300

Meineke Car Care Bowl, Charlotte, NC: North Carolina Pick'em West Virginia
The Nudge: NC 2* -200
Mikey Love: WVA 2* +200
Angry G: WVA 5* +500
C-Nut: WVA 3* +300
Bow Hunter: WVA 4* +400
Mr. Awesome: WVA 2* +200
AnalSeczter: NC 3* -300

Champs Sports Bowl, Orlando, Fl: Florida State -5 Wisconsin
The Nudge: FSU 5* +500
Mikey-Love: FSU 2* +200
Angry-G: FSU 3* +300
C-Nut: FSU 2* +200
Bow Hunter: FSU 5* +500
Mr. Awesome: Wiscy 1* -100
AnalSeczter: FSU 3* +300

Emerald Nuts Bowl, San Francisco, CA: California -7 Miami, FL
The Nudge: Cal 5* PUSH
Mikey-Love: Cal 2* PUSH
Angry-G: Miami 3* PUSH
C-Nut: Cal 2* PUSH
Bow Hunter: Cal 4* PUSH
Mr. Awesome: Miami 2* PUSH
AnalSeczter: Cal 3* PUSH

Independence Bowl, Shreveport, La: Northern Illinois -1 1/2 Louisiana Tech
The Nudge: LaTech 1* +100
Mikey-Love:LaTech 2* +200
Angry G: LaTech 2* +200
C-Nut:N. Ill. 2* -200
Bow Hunter: LaTech 4* +400
Mr. Awesome: LaTech 3* +300
AnalSeczter: N. Ill. 3* -300


Posted in:
Tags:

Continue Reading

Nudge Bowl

The Nudge Blow-out College Football Bowl Extravaganza



Heisman Trophy Humping Nudgette Number 1, Kim Karadshian, boy that Reggie Bush has some nice moves


The Bowl season is upon us, and with it comes the mighty bowl challenges. This years nudge bowl sees seven candidates all vying for the title of "Top Nudge" and the right to brag as much as they want all the way into next September.

This years candidates include Nudge in-house NFL expert Angry-G, Rich Rod loving sycophant C-Nut, Mikey-Love who took time away from romancing the ladies to fill out his picks, Mr. Awesome, a man so awesome that that is actually the name his momma gave him, The Bambi filleting Bow Hunter and a man of mystery that is only known as Anal Sexter.


Hark the herald Angels sing, The nudge knows how to win this thing

Each and every college bowl game has been picked with the spread and rated in terms of confidence of the pick from 1 through 5. #1 point equals a hundred points, #2 rank equals 200 points and so on and so on. For each correct pick, the players win points are added, but for each loss the points are deducted from the total. Pushes are just what pushes are, no points for or against.

So let's go to the picks for this weekend:

EagleBank Bowl: Wake Forest -3 Navy
The Nudge: WF 3* +300 points
Mikey Love: WF 2* +200 points
Angry-G: WF 4* +400 points
C-Nut: WF 3* +300 points
Bow Hunter: Navy 3* -300 points
Mr. Awesome: WF 2* +200 points
Anal Sexter: WF 3* +300 points




Heisman Humper Nudgette Kim Kardashian:

New Mexico Bowl: Fresno State -3 Colorado State
The Nudge: Fresno 3* -300
Mikey-Love: Colorado St. 2* +200
Angry-G: Fresno 3* -300
C-Nut: Fresno 1* -100
Bow Hunter: Colorado St. 3* +300
Mr. Awesome: Fresno 4* -400
Anal Sexter:Fresno 3* -300

St. Petersburg Bowl: South Florida -13 Memphis
The Nudge: S. Flor 5* +500
Mikey-Love: Memphis 2* -200
Angry-G:Memphis 1* -100
C-Nut: S. Flor 2* +200
Bow Hunter: S. Flor 3* +300
Mr. Awesome: S. Flor 1* +100
Anal Sexter: S. Flor 3* +300



Holiday Nudgette Ana Tatangelo

Las Vegas Bowl: Arizona -3 BYU
The Nudge: BYU 1* -100
Mikey-Love: Zona 2* +200
Angry-G:BYU 5* -500
C-Nut: Zona 2* +200
Bow Hunter: Zona 5* +500
Mr. Awesome: Zona 2* +200
Anal Sexter: Zona 3* +300

New Orleans Bowl: Troy -4 Southern Mississippi
The Nudge: Troy 2* -200
Mikey-Love: S. Miss. 2* +200
Angry-G: S. Miss. 2* +200
C-Nut: Troy 2* -200
Bow Hunter: S. Miss. 3* +300
Mr. Awesome: Troy 3* -300
Anal Sexter: Troy 3* -300

Posted in:
Tags:

Continue Reading