Will Mathew Stafford be sentenced to Life in Detroit
Take me with the second pick, I want to go sit on the bench at CincyThe NFL Draft pundits are heavily predicting that super Highland Park Scot QB will be drafted with the first pick of the next NFL draft by the worst team in the history of professional football, The Detroit Lions.
So far this year, the combination of Detroit QB's Daunte Culpepper (UCF) Dan Orlavsky (UCONN), Jon Kitna (who cares), Drew Stanton (MSU) and the most hated man in America, Drew (if I would have stayed my senior year I wouldn't have been such a failure in life) Henson just doesn't seem to be working out for the Lions.
The five combined have been sacked 49 times, have thrown for 15 interceptions and have a QB rating of 72.8.
Stafford enjoying his final few days in paradise before he gets his head handed to him thanks to Detroit's offensive line
Stafford's Gawgia Bulldogs are playing January 1 in the Capital One Bowl giving 7 and a nudge to Dantonio's Spartans in Orlando. Stafford better hope that he suffers an ACL tear in the game. Granted he will be throwing to Nudge Hall of Famer Calvin Johnson, when he gets a chance, but that still doesn't make up for the fact that he will have to suffer through years of misery in the most miserable city in the world.
When asked for comment on Satfford's future, Nudge in house NFL expert Angry-G said "Yo, I don't know, that guy's gonna be in a lot of trouble, you know what I mean."
The only good part about the whole thing, Stafford will have plenty of extra cheddar to spend on his Nudgettte of the week, Maria Ozawa obsession, aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!
