The Nudge Blow-out College Football Bowl Extravaganza
Heisman Trophy Humping Nudgette Number 1, Kim Karadshian, boy that Reggie Bush has some nice moves
The Bowl season is upon us, and with it comes the mighty bowl challenges. This years nudge bowl sees seven candidates all vying for the title of "Top Nudge" and the right to brag as much as they want all the way into next September.
This years candidates include Nudge in-house NFL expert Angry-G, Rich Rod loving sycophant C-Nut, Mikey-Love who took time away from romancing the ladies to fill out his picks, Mr. Awesome, a man so awesome that that is actually the name his momma gave him, The Bambi filleting Bow Hunter and a man of mystery that is only known as Anal Sexter.
Each and every college bowl game has been picked with the spread and rated in terms of confidence of the pick from 1 through 5. #1 point equals a hundred points, #2 rank equals 200 points and so on and so on. For each correct pick, the players win points are added, but for each loss the points are deducted from the total. Pushes are just what pushes are, no points for or against.
So let's go to the picks for this weekend:
EagleBank Bowl: Wake Forest -3 Navy
The Nudge: WF 3* +300 points
Mikey Love: WF 2* +200 points
Angry-G: WF 4* +400 points
C-Nut: WF 3* +300 points
Bow Hunter: Navy 3* -300 points
Mr. Awesome: WF 2* +200 points
Anal Sexter: WF 3* +300 points
This years candidates include Nudge in-house NFL expert Angry-G, Rich Rod loving sycophant C-Nut, Mikey-Love who took time away from romancing the ladies to fill out his picks, Mr. Awesome, a man so awesome that that is actually the name his momma gave him, The Bambi filleting Bow Hunter and a man of mystery that is only known as Anal Sexter.
Hark the herald Angels sing, The nudge knows how to win this thing
Each and every college bowl game has been picked with the spread and rated in terms of confidence of the pick from 1 through 5. #1 point equals a hundred points, #2 rank equals 200 points and so on and so on. For each correct pick, the players win points are added, but for each loss the points are deducted from the total. Pushes are just what pushes are, no points for or against.
So let's go to the picks for this weekend:
EagleBank Bowl: Wake Forest -3 Navy
The Nudge: WF 3* +300 points
Mikey Love: WF 2* +200 points
Angry-G: WF 4* +400 points
C-Nut: WF 3* +300 points
Bow Hunter: Navy 3* -300 points
Mr. Awesome: WF 2* +200 points
Anal Sexter: WF 3* +300 points
Heisman Humper Nudgette Kim Kardashian:
Mikey-Love: Colorado St. 2* +200New Mexico Bowl: Fresno State -3 Colorado State
The Nudge: Fresno 3* -300
The Nudge: Fresno 3* -300
Angry-G: Fresno 3* -300
C-Nut: Fresno 1* -100
Bow Hunter: Colorado St. 3* +300
Mr. Awesome: Fresno 4* -400
Anal Sexter:Fresno 3* -300
St. Petersburg Bowl: South Florida -13 Memphis
The Nudge: S. Flor 5* +500
Mikey-Love: Memphis 2* -200Angry-G:Memphis 1* -100
C-Nut: S. Flor 2* +200
Bow Hunter: S. Flor 3* +300
Mr. Awesome: S. Flor 1* +100
Anal Sexter: S. Flor 3* +300
Holiday Nudgette Ana Tatangelo
Las Vegas Bowl: Arizona -3 BYU
The Nudge: BYU 1* -100
Mikey-Love: Zona 2* +200Angry-G:BYU 5* -500
C-Nut: Zona 2* +200
Bow Hunter: Zona 5* +500
Mr. Awesome: Zona 2* +200
Anal Sexter: Zona 3* +300
New Orleans Bowl: Troy -4 Southern Mississippi
The Nudge: Troy 2* -200
Mikey-Love: S. Miss. 2* +200Angry-G: S. Miss. 2* +200
C-Nut: Troy 2* -200
Bow Hunter: S. Miss. 3* +300
Mr. Awesome: Troy 3* -300
Anal Sexter: Troy 3* -300
